BRO, IT’S A RIGHT! WHO CARES IF THE CURRENT INTERPRETATION COMPLETELY DISREGARDS AN ENTIRE CLAUSE IN THE 2ND AMENDMENT BECAUSE THAT KEEPS THE GUN LOBBY HAPPY!!!! 

Yes we can. 

No.

The only time I’ve ever had to reseason my cast iron was when I completely burned the hell out of something in my Dutch Oven, and when I didn’t have the heat high enough to properly season my 12" skillet. That wasn’t even a true reseasoning since I just put it back in the oven at a higher heat.

This isn’t a “hipsters” thing at all. I bought my 66-year-old mother a cast iron pan and I thought she was going to disown me. She thought you had to treat these things only with special fairy magic, and she got that idea from her own mother. Luckily I was able to disabuse her of these silly notions and now she uses…

How do you mean flaking? I can’t imagine the iron is flaking, so I’m assuming it’s the seasoning layer.

It’s least appreciated because only psychopaths mix peanut butter and mint.

How about a Scotch-filled Easter egg? 

It’s not so much the flavor as it is that canned mushrooms should be fired directly into the sun. And I love, love, love mushrooms.

A giant tattoo OF an anus, or a giant tattoo ON his anus?

Beat me to it.

One doesn’t need medical credentials to know that a silly keto diet isn’t going to ward off a fucking virus, you idiot.

Figuring out that your diet(as opposed “A” diet) is a pretty personal thing is something more people need to get down on. Trying one designer diet after another isn’t any fun. Once you find which foods you’re good with and which fuck you up, you can start working within those parameters to the point that it doesn’t…

Huh. Never knew Gabe Kaplan had a side gig as a cartoon pushing pastrami sandwiches.

The neighborhood bar I’ve been going to for far, far too long has a chicken sandwich that is exactly this. You can even mix-n-match sauces if you so desire. It’s a pretty great way to scratch a chicken sandw-itch.

They make clam shell shaped cake pans!

PE has been political since their inception.

Are you talking about these things?

The clock isn’t heavy, but his uzi weighs a ton.

Of course I have, but that’s apparently not how this store works. You don’t even scan items you want to purchase, just drop them into your bag. That being the case, items sold by weight would need to be weighed beforehand and packaged with a price based on that weight, otherwise this whole operation doesn’t work the…