When I make them on the stove top, I usually soak them for a good 12 hours, changing the water frequently. Never have a problem. I’ve only made them in the IP once, and thinking back on it, I don’t think they cooked long enough. They weren’t as soft as they should have been. I’ll have to give it another try.

Babies have as much of a right to stand their ground as any red-blooded Floridian!

The one you make at home probably tastes better and is 100x healthier than anything coming out of a Papa John’s oven.

In most places, yes they are. I don’t know how it works in a more fancy-pants establishment, though. Maybe they have marble coasters on the bar that cost a grand a piece?

It’s a stock photo, it wasn’t taken specifically to illustrate the article: Photo: JackF (iStock)

Yogurt is spicy milk to this population, ffs.

How does the non-sharp side of the blade get the pit out? That’s how people are injuring themselves while cutting up avocados.

Are they aware that kidney beans aren’t actually kidneys, nor do they grow from kidneys? I’m going back to bed... 

You didn’t know that canned chickpeas are cooked?? 

Do you soak them or just toss them in and go? I did the latter and they caused some serious internal issues for myself and my girlfriend. I never have that issue when I soak them and cook them on the stove top.

Only halftime show that matters.

Ha! Said the same thing to my girlfriend while we were watching it. Wondered how many rubes were losing their shit on Twitter at the time, and would be well through the week. Their possible discomfort with it made me happy.

It’s better done outside, turkey fryers/propane burners are great.

They’ll never be the same, but you can get close enough without the hassle of loading a vat full of oil, dealing with the mess, etc. I did that once. ONCE! The wings turned out amazing, was totally worth it, but never again.

Certainly looks like it’s going to strike out with the critics.

Glad I wasn’t the only one. I even called another fucking off co-worker over to make sure I wasn’t nuts. Looks much better at the IGN link.

No kidding. I accidentally grabbed one of their non-dairy offerings and didn’t even notice until I more closely read the container. I’d buy it again.

“Men would complain that women were bewitching them through food...

If you’ve had a homemade biscuit, it’s not the same, but they’re also shockingly not awful.

This is not going to get the stars it deserves.