In no sentence in the entire article is it suggested that you can’t make yourself an angsty mess over a piece of media leaking into your precious eye or ear holes.It’s very much a “to each their own” bit, but keep thinking it’s all about you.

I typically kinja with my browser on half my main screen. I just opened it up to see what you were talking about and now I don’t know what the fuck... what the fuck!!!???!!!

What fancy-ass vending machine are you working with that has Gardetto’s in it??

Most vending machines I use are at my office and anybody who would eat a damn butter cookie vended from them has long since retired.

Lack of a candy option is the only reason she didn’t get my vote.

How did none of you lock down Chili Cheese Fritos? In terms of energy, they’re often the highest calorie option in the machine, plus they’re fucking tasty! It’s the only time eating the little corn and grease bombs can be rationalized.

There’s a place near me that gives you chips with any sandwich order. It’s always, always some bullshit Sun Chips. I mean, I eat them, but only because they’re free.

I never, ever see any version of nutty bars in the vending machines I use now and then, ditto with pudding pies. I need these vending machines in my life! I always guilt myself out of these items when I see them in a convenience store, but from a machine I can justify them somehow.

No, it doesn’t.

When I first started dating my partner, I ordered a gyro as year-o and she looked at me like I’d grown a 2nd head. She had no idea there was any other (proper) pronunciation. She’s lived her whole life in an area where you are hard pressed to find any diner that isn’t owned by Greeks.

It’s $.42. If that’s going to fuck with your entire day, I suggest finding some better priorities. 

This doesn’t have anything to do with tips. The charge is for the employees’ health insurance costs, which I would suspect the restaurant isn’t happy about paying, so they post it on the bill as an added cost so douchcanoes like the one filing the lawsuit make a big stink over it.

Woof... that is... ugh... 

That’s exactly what this is about. Idiots like Blank Frank know this, but are super-edgy contrarians at every turn. This is what they do no matter their true position on any given matter.

Abegael? I’m too old for this shit... 

All the memories. Good lord, I’m old.

I dumped soooo many quarters into this damn game when I was a kid.

But, hey, the painted WAR PAINT on Iofur’s face!!! That really set the two apart. I had to explain to my girlfriend the background with Iofur and Iorek since the show couldn’t be arsed to lay the stakes and story on the table to make it the righteous fight it was. I also had to explain what it was that Iofur had done…

I don’t think they’re replacing the wedges with fries, but adding fries to the menu.

That doesn’t happen with thighs so much as it does with breasts, particularly if you leave the skins on. There’s a lot of tasty fat under thigh skin.