Not a “fuck this place” sort of prank, but a prank nonetheless. One of my earliest jobs was in a mall steakhouse as a dishwasher and we all pranked each other as often as we could, managers included. Our manager was one of the worst(in a clever, creative way, none of this was ever mean-spirited), so we decided we owed…

A place like Starbucks will have a stack of apps waiting to be looked at. He didn’t shaft anybody. If this was a career track type of job, I’d look at it differently, but this is fucking Starbucks. They’ll make do.

I fight this fight nearly daily with my partner. I like to cook and am pretty damn good at it, plus eating out/ordering in all the time is terrible for your body and your wallet. She would much rather order in/go out for trash food and it’s mildly infuriating, particularly because she knows exactly why I prefer to…

No, it’s fine to make fun of oneself. He’d have been fine, I would think, if he said he looked like a pedo. That’s not what he did, though. It sounds like he’s inviting young boys to come over and play with a man who likes to diddle young boys. There’s a big fucking difference.

That was supposed to be the joke, but he bellyflopped hard from the 10 meter board.

Nah, it was a shitty joke. Five years ago and in 2019.

Shut the fuck up.

Sekiro isn’t a Souls game. It was never intended to be one. Multiplayer would have ruined it. Good on From for knowing when it does and doesn’t work. It’s very much replayable, just not from the perspective of rolling new stats for different play styles. My yearning to go back to it now and then is simply within the…

Learning the moveset is huge in beating that damn ape. I got rolled by that thing for about 2 hours straight, three days in a row before it finally came together. If you’re really stuck and don’t mind getting some help, check out some videos to get you through. 

That’s what was suggested by the company who makes the oven cleaner, so I’m going to have to assume that either foil or their oven cleaner has changed over the years since Mr. Wizard was a thing and it no longer eats the foil up.

That’s what was suggested by the company who makes the oven cleaner, so I’m going to have to assume that either foil…

Thank you, kind commenter!

This thing just makes me want to make ravioli. What’s the brand, if you don’t mind? I may need one.

Haha, yeah. The whole site is pretty much a blast from the past, but that happens quite a bit with smaller places like this. I’m used to it. Wasn’t ready for the shopping part, though. Gave me a good laugh.

I just went to their website, then clicked on the Shop Online link at the top... it took me to an e shop that is, shit, nearly 20 years out of date? They’re selling copies of The Matrix, Unreal Tournament, and a Microsoft IntelliMouse Pro, among other things. I suppose I’ll have to call if I want to get some…

“Participation” trophies didn’t start with the millenial generation. My old man is 67 and he got them. They were more mementos and had the team name and year they were on the team. That’s it. I’m 45 and got them for the first few years I played football, hockey, and baseball. No kid of any generation gave a shit about…

That’s a whole mess of mystery, right there. Even when I barely knew my way around a kitchen I knew that if you’re cutting something and hit something that doesn’t give, you stop and reconsider your strategy. This fucker just kept on hacking.

You’re right, the GoT comparison is way off. I went into it with the same idea based off of some reviews and had to really re-jigger my brain bits to push through. Was 100% happy I did, because it turned out to be a really, really fantastic read.

Didn’t even consider this, but it’s probably a good bit simpler than trying to wrap the things in foil. I imagine the Easy Off people didn’t want to suggest something like this for various reasons.

Didn’t even consider this, but it’s probably a good bit simpler than trying to wrap the things in foil. I imagine…

How in hell do you dress your salad if you’re so averse to vinegar hitting the lettuce leaves??

Not when it’s turned into sauerkraut, which is then turned into a Reuben.