That’s the pre-packaged stuff they call “traditional,” and may be what they put on the Chex cereal boxes for the recipe. That’s not what it was when I was a kid and my mom made it. Keep in mind, this was a long time ago and my mom may have left out certain things due to cost concerns. When I was a kid, boxes of Chex…

No wheat Chex??? You gotta get the wheat Chex in there. They’re a bit more densely woven and really suck up the wet ingredients when mixed. Then when baked, they get nice and crispy and provide a bit more tooth than the rice and corn variants do.

That’s Gardetto’s. Original Chex mix when I was a kid in the 80s was the three Chex cereals, peanuts, and mini pretzel sticks. I’m sure that’s changed over the years, however.

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Adding chorizo to anything makes it 100% better. Also, even pretty basic stuffing recipes can be flavorful if they’re made right. Doesn’t need to be rammed inside of a bird to make the magic happen.

If you haven’t had cream cheese topped with some kind of pepper jelly, you just ain’t lived! Seriously, spread that shit on some crackers or some kind of toasted bread and your life will change forever.

A bunch of years ago, a friend and I took a bunch of the leftovers we were gifted and made them into pierogi. Mashed potatoes(obvs), turkey, stuffing. Boil, fry, cover in gravy. They were tremendous.

You’re not very bright, are you?

Taking steps to assure gay folks remain marginalized is pretty fucking shitty. You’re not as logical as you think.

True. Birthdays at that age are for the parents and extended family, and they only want to do it because they know the kid’s going to make a big damn mess and they can use the photos against them for the rest of their lives.

All but the switch.

There was a Dunkin Donuts cereal in the 80s.

I would eat the hell out of this cereal.

I know someone who had about 30 people at her parents’ house for her 35th birthday, and another who recently had a pool party with a ton of people for her 36th birthday. I don’t get it, either. But then I don’t think I’ve ever had a birthday party thrown for me past my 1st, so maybe I’m the twisted, shriveled husk of…

All of the sites are taking hits, it seems. I don’t know how much of it is people ghosting in protest or just because they don’t seem as interesting as they used to be. I’m missing the hell out of Deadspin right now and it’s going to be tough to stick around the rest for much longer.

It really isn’t about gas making one a better cook, but that it greatly helps in terms of keeping things consistent. I can get it in on either and end up with the same result, but given my druthers, I’d take gas every day of the week.

Shut the fuck up.

Nah. I picked up a package of the burgers from a store near me, not a sandwich at BK. It did remind me of a BK Whopper, however.

Same thing with me, and I grew up only about 15 mins away from where this corporation was founded, so it was just assumed I HAD to be a relation. What? I’m in public school. You think I’d be here if I had their fuck you money?

WTF? I saw one the other day claiming the same thing about Marie Osmond’s daughter! The internet is a fucking lie!