jescowhite
JescoWhite
jescowhite

Yup.

They believe all 5 parts of the Bible they’ve read, so I’m not that terribly surprised by any of this.

About 10 or so years ago, this new, young guy who started working in my office wanted to put together a softball team to play against other agencies. I agreed as he seemed otherwise alright... at work. Go to our first practice, dude had doughnut weights for his fucking bat. I knew it was going to be a long couple of

If it wasn’t for Alton Brown, I would have never discovered the joy of roasted Brussels sprouts. I feared those things into my late 20s because they were always, always boiled and tasted like sulfur. And then there’s all the other shit I learned from his original shows. Can’t wait to watch the new ones.

It surprises you that this guy is a humorless douche? Fucking soul patch!

these narcissistic twats who think its funny to ruin/waste the time of thousands of other people.

Hard to tell because of where it’s clipped, but I’ll put money on yes.

Wasn’t sure where this was headed when I started it, but the payoff was worth hanging about.

You’re not very smart, are ya?

They should play that kick in a highlight reel before every game just to remind us all of the inevitable.

I mean, I have no problem with licking globs of icing off my hands, but I think it would kinda ruin the rest of the cake for myself and anybody else.

Siege warfare has to be more exciting than whatever the XFL2.0 is going to put on the field, yeah?

That would work, also, too.

They’ve got Guardians AND Defenders? Nobody in the damn league owns a dictionary??

How could you forget Twisty the Clown??

If they didn’t shovel all that money into his vault, likely not. But he’s going to be given every chance between that and the fact that he hasn’t played since early last season. He’ll get all the benefit of the doubt available. Besides, who the hell else is there on that team?

I though that yellow squiggle in the 2nd panel was supposed to be lightning striking the slate. Nope. That’s just Trump’s ridiculous hair.