The bar up the street from me always has Food Network on a TV or two over their happy hour. I love stopping in now and then for a few adult beverages and watching whatever happens to be airing back-to-back. Unless it’s Chopped Junior or the baking show. I don’t dislike the kids version, but they seem to get silly…

There shouldn’t be butter, milk, or eggs in the bun unless it’s brioche, but the rest of your questions are ones I was also wondering about.

Nobody who could make a difference is trying to make open borders a thing.

Open the bag, turn it upside down, place over any item that will keep it up off of the dish mat. I don’t do this with every zip-top bag I use, but I do it now and then and I’ve never had any issues.

This... is dumb!

Except that it’s ranch, which was created to be mocked.

Do you try to mash the cheese into a cohesive unit before you cram it in your face, or do you just hope you make it there without leaving too much evidence on the floor? I’m in the 2nd camp.

It’s dubbed over in English, which threw me a little at first, but beats trying to read subs. I generally don’t have a problem with subs, but I need to be in the mood to deal with them.

As I scrolled through I kept hoping the last email would be ZMF. This was already a shitty day, and no ZMF was the withered, moldy cherry on top.

I can appreciate all of that, but not for 15 straight minutes. I’m an American, dammit! My attention span is limited!

These guys do like other types of music, but they won’t go to shows unless it’s jam band stuff. I don’t mind the music itself, though it’s not near my top choice when I want some tunes. I simply don’t have the patience for songs much longer than 5 or so minutes, or with no lyrics whatsoever.

I was gonna quip “ultramoron,” but that came long before ultramaroon.

Just Phish, or all jam bands? I have a couple friends who are more so Dead than Phish fans, but they’re all about pretty much any flavor of jam band in existence, and it’s infuriating. I’d love to go see concerts/shows with them, but that is the only type of music for which they will spend the money to see a band live.

Yeah, when I read that I had a massive flashback to having already cleaned the grill at 10 minutes to closing when some 4 top of dipshits came in trying to order burgers. Fuck and no.

Sure it does, but not everybody is a black hole for empathy like you seem to be.

This is so stupid it made me laugh. Have a star!

I will also take issue with “charming as always.” 

Porn. It’s porn they should be watching instead of Fox News, right? It’s ALWAYS porn...

To your ETA, I almost clicked the link you included, thinking it would be some snarky bit about him mangling the language. My brain blinked on for half a second to realize that it was in fact a real lawsuit, which made me a bit sad.

In my experience, just dumping the can into the glass you’re using is the way to go. No need to tilt the glass or slow-roll the pour. Has to do with the nitrogen doohicky. I seem to remember someone telling me years ago that this is how you get the best head and cascading that is expected of Guinness.