I was umping in the early 90s and had to run a parent for being a complete dick. He waited for me in the parking lot, so a handful of other, not insane dads walked me to my car to make sure I was safe. Parents have always been nuts.

There are very few things I won’t eat straight out of the fridge. Anything that was formerly hot and now considered leftovers will get housed without any other preparation. I even own a microwave, but can’t be bothered to fuss with all of that when I’m hungry.

You throw  your vote away on a trash libertarian candidate, and I’m the moron. This is why nobody takes libertarians seriously.

A vote for a libertarian candidate is a vote for Trump. Doesn’t matter if you directly voted for him. 

Ah, a corpse plant!

Is this a safe thing to search for at work?

I tend to vote libertarian

Had the same thought.

rest stop in Indiana

Damn, you have the good classes. The boxing/kickboxing classes at the Y near me are more like aerobics classes. I cannot find anything like what you’re doing near me. At least there’s a heavy and a speedbag I can dick around on at my gym, I guess :(

Oh, you’re talking about idiots! Yeah, I don’t buy into all of that shit, either. When I was regularly lifting, I did a basic 5x5 routine that consisted of 3 lifting exercises and one body weight exercise, 3 times a week. My diet was somewhat restricted, but I didn’t try to hit macros or any of that BS. I mostly just…

The iron game? Do you mean lifting? Because a very basic, no-nonsense lifting regimen can have amazing effects if paired with a good diet.

It doesn’t take a lot of money or time to change how one eats. It does take willpower, however. Changing any habit does.

Do you do classes, or just workout on your own?

This honestly never happens. The majority of folks at the gym are there to get their workout in and get on with their lives. I know it’s difficult, but if you can just get in there and do your thing it’ll be easier with every subsequent visit. Listen to music or a book or a podcast to take your mind off of it.

He knows all about Andrew Jackson. Thinks he could have stopped the Civil War. Let’s just pretend to forget he was dead some 20+ years before the damn thing started.

50 years from now, Republicans will still blame anything they can on Obama.

Only yours.

McDonald’s is perfectly fine so long as you don’t make it your daily feed joint. It also helps to pull your head out of your pretentious ass now and then so you can taste it.

You realize that the Bill of Rights was written by human people, yeah? Not by some sky specter with long, white mustaches? Guns aren’t natural, therefore are not an inherent right, you dipshit. Protecting oneself, sure, but not specifically guns. The fucking amendment doesn’t even say that guns are a right outside of…