Or at least get a short-lived sit-com.

Flaky Fleury. Dude used to drive me nuts about as much as he made me happy he was in the net. 

Fucking Fruit Stripes. All the promise, none of the delivery.

And may dare foist child be a MAAAAAsuline child....

Ubisoft has donated 500k Euros to the restoration fund, so maybe their not linking directly to it can be overlooked, yeah?

Because (some) liberal politicians are actually witty and can deal with hecklers. Conservative politicians don’t even have souls, much less the gift of wit or a sense of humor.

I’m no donkey nut expert, but aren’t they kinda already the size of baseballs? Donkeys are quite large.

Errogance.... PURE ERROGANCE!!!!!!

No. Just no. It’s really easy to not do these types of things, but idiots keep doing it, and you’re trying to condone it. Nope.

Were so drunk it took them a bit to realize it said Modelo and not Molson.

Ehhh, in a way. I mean, you have the added texture, but the two textures are different due to the size of the seeds and their characteristics. The crunch is probably more noticeable with sesame seeds, but I could be off on that a bit. I haven’t had anything with poppy seeds on it in a very long time.

Adding your lazy-ass comment to it doesn’t add much, dumbfuck.

If you lightly toast them in the oven, the seeds take on one of the greatest flavors ever. I’m so sad you’re allergic and cannot experience the wonder of a toasted sesame seed.

I’m old. I remember $.10 wings :(

On a day I was already planning on making burgers, I was scanning the bakery section for some fresh onion rolls when my eyes lit upon beauty incarnate: Hawaiian onion rolls. I cried a little right there in the store.

I mean, cheeseburger subs are a thing in every pizza/sub joint I’ve ever gotten food from.

Says the dumb fuck who’d be first to run and/or call the police when confronted with the fallout of his own “speaking the truth.” Fucking idiot.

Shut the fuck up, Randy.

Shut the fuck up Tomato.

If you watch the 2nd video, it shoots from an angle to the net and swishes consistently.