That way, when you do go out to lunch with multiple coworkers and they start quoting Old School at each other (or whatever it is that men bond over), you can counter with your own shared interests.

His name is Chris Christie.

SPOILER ALERT: It turns out New Jersey was Florida the whole time.

And what about your friend who is now pregnant and no one wants to hang out with her anymore? I promise you it sucks a whole lot. And she then becomes a regular commenter on Jezebel because most of her friends have forgotten about her.

I'm your huckleberry. Enjoy my spittle-flecked invective, which you will just have to imagine as I don't actually have the energy to be an asshole (at this time). Imma outsource this job to a dog.

Nope. Sorry. Your idea is horrible.

"Mocking might be a little douchey,"

We should hang out.

You sound like you probably do a lot of fat-shaming.

If you believe that that's what she was saying then you have really poor reading comprehension skills.

That's a great theory, one that I like and will agree with you on. ^_^

No, I'm not saying that. I'm very simply stating that these women are human beings and regardless of WHAT they do to their own faces, they need to be treated as such. And shaming/mocking them, treating them cruelly because we disagree with their choices is NOT FEMINIST, nor is it morally right. Their worth as PEOPLE…

I am not kidding when I say the people that try and shame women into changing themselves because THEY think they "know better" are part of the problem, regardless of whether they consider themselves Feminists or not.

Operant conditioning only works on an individual psychological level, not on a social level. In fact, when specific social groups are singled out for judgement and mocking for being against the norm, they tend to retreat into their subversive/countercultural behaviours and become less likely to change. It's called…

I am very jealous of you and badly want that thing. I theorize I could sleep in it.

Thank you. I mean that.

You're being WHOLLY disingenuous. This article didn't make ONE PEEP about how dangerous and toxic beauty standards are, or how dangerous and toxic botox is, or anything of that sort. This article was simply MAKING FUN OF WOMEN WHO MADE THEIR CHOICES ON THEIR OWN. Don't try and dress it up with excuses about how beauty…

Whether they are or not by mocking the individual WOMEN themselves instead of the patriarchal demand we don't help the cause. All we've done is make women who felt bad about their wrinkles now feel bad about their botox.

I bet that feels amazing for lower back problems.

May I suggest...