... the sheer number of replies to this is staggering and i love it. my OB (who’s been doing this for 35 years or something) said to me, when i asked him about wine, straight up: “those rules are for people who don’t understand fetal alcohol syndrome. the stress of denying yourself is far worse than a glass of red…

... did we just become best friends

and florida’s too fucking... BLONDE

i am jack’s broken childhood.

“fibre! fibre in my fabbbace!”

so we got a dropcam + audio monitors as a baby monitor solution instead of the standard thing that doesn’t work very well. i went into labor a month early and had been in a minor panic over who was going to spend the night with my two dogs while my husband and i were in the hospital (because we have no family in town…

OK BUT HAS ANYONE CHECKED ON NPH

NEIL ARE YOU OK

i realize i am lowly grey matter, but i cannot stop laughing at that image.

DEET. DEEEEEEET. you kill it with DEET. due to an extremely unfortunate rental situation in 2009, i know way too much about bed bugs. they're back because (and pardon me if i'm late to the party or someone already knows / said this, please don't tell me to fuck off / i cry easily) the damn dirty hippies (joke) got…

i an anti-nothing. wait. does that make me pro-everything? SO CONFUSING. i do love my caps lock, however, and nobody can take that away from me. NOOBHADEY.

i do not presume to know what anyone else's definition of "feminism" or any other "ism" may be for them. i, at the core, disagree with the mocking. that's the end of it.

firstly, peace brother. i apologize if i offended you. i am the first to admit, i can be confusing, and most definitely talk funny sometimes. i also apologize for my sarcasm and snarkiness... it's been a long day.

i like new friends! are you coming over? husband is making pork chops while i blog about my feelings.

yeah, bullying people info conformation has everything to do with feminism. questioning their intelligence based on differing opinions of a relatively complicated and largely individually defined theory and ideal is also wicked feminist. snickering, laughing and responding with horror to anyone different or strange…

my husband is the founder of The Church Of Dudism... i believe he currently holds the honor of High Dudist Priest. i don't know what they do in this church, but i think it has something to do with magic cards and the big lebowski. i guess i'll find out when he lets me out of the kitchen and chooses my outfit because…

no, it's... disgusting. and confusing. i once had a conversation with a man who claimed he would intentionally upset and stress out his girlfriend when she gained weight, because he knew her reaction would be to eat less, therefore losing weight. he was lucky it was a phone conversation.

dude i am legit concerned i'm going to get out of bed one day and find him upside down, purple faced.

[disclaimer: "you" here is meant as a collective indicator, not directed individually... so please take no offense. except for that one guy. you. yeah you, right there... you know who you are.]

i bought one of these (a Teeter Hang Ups, not a knock-off... google for knock off videos of people falling out of them. hilarious.) for my husband after he ruptured his L4 and L5 (an MRI proved this, not my normal witchcraft voodoo method of diagnostics, but hey, whatever works) and he loves it. in addition to…

i see, over and over on this site, how people need to educate themselves on "feminism" (although being called "clueless" over having and expressing an opinion is shitty, inaccurate, unnecessary, dismissive, immature, irrational and i'm sorry that someone felt the need to belittle your statement to aggrandize…