But were all broke from throwing all our money into cars...

...can I share this to Oppo?

"So, if far better car makers, with MUCH longer pedigrees building performance cars"

MUCH LONGER? Oh, you mean that Cadillac has been around 14 years longer, and was once considered "the standard of the world". Sure, it had its rough years, but this is all just opinion here.

I bet Cadillac isn't pumping fake engine noise into the cabin...

Man sex, eh? Huh...

I dont know what the opposite of feminist is but may I suggest pronard.

Speaking of nards, hows the Jalopnik RaceES300Car coming along?

"Pronard" backwards is "Dranorp"! I'm onto you, Toyota, or should I say "atoyot"...

Two chicks at the same time.

Damnit, Torch.

Only you would weed it that way.

Yes, everyone go buy a Honda Civic SI. It eats Porsches for breakfast.

Currently half of VWVortex is wondering how to scrape together $30k.

Not a bad marketing idea, I wonder if the Fast and Furious movie will have the option of Vin Diesel picking you up in a Charger.

No, Alfalfa, these men are nihlists. It's nothing to be afraid of...Fuck them. Fuck the three of them.

Vie have zie money, now is your problem.

This selfie is brought to you by Inappropriate Times to Wear a Plain White T-Shirt, which I assumed was anytime you weren't taking a shit in your own bathroom.

In retrospect, "V8 roar breaks FROM LITERALLY EVERYWHERE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU ARE INSIDE THE V8 IT IS A THUNDERSTORM OF ENGINE NOISE" might have been more appropriate.

Dear Chrysler/Fiat/whatever you're called this week: Put the Hellcat and the 8 speed in it. Just for one model year, before you kill this car off.