I met Paul a couple years back here in Toronto. I was a freshly minted 20 year old wannabe know it all still obsessed with the F&F films. He was here for TIFF, and had stopped in a Starbucks, real incognito style, and ordered a drink. When I spotted him, my first thought was to not say anything at all, and sneak a…

Had the opportunity to sit down with Paul Walker and talk cars on the set of the fourth Fast And Furious film. Was surprised at how much of a car enthusiast he clearly was since that was all he wanted to talk about.

I'm sorry but when I hear "Volvo Polestar", I automatically think "Swedish stripper".

"fall off you cunt"
Snakes on a Plane would have been even sweeter if it was an Aussie movie.

I hope people here realize how simple it is to bring the ride back to normal. The thing is, it's so well done I'm not sure I'd want to.

Here's further proof that Pontiac was never out of touch with its custumers.

"Doing something to cars". That must have been Ray Wert.

BMW has lost its way. The 1M is the next great future classic. BMW has been building the same car for 51 years. BMW hasn't made a BMW since the e30. BMW makes a Jalopnik edition. The M brand is dead. The M brand still stands for something. The M5 is Jason Bourne.

What Ford used to use:

But my TI-83 Plus works so well.

Only tangentially related, and I wish I could find a video, but British automater Jensen used to advertise on television that their Interceptor was "quite the bird catcher."

You perv.

Oppo rules to live by

That muted popping and whirring sound you just heard was the head on Uwe Gemballa's corpse exploding as it spun in his grave.