I would sell a G6 just to start some kind of a drug habit.

According to German business journal Wirtschaftswoche, the super-efficient diesel-electric hybrid XL1 will cost 111,000 Euro, which is about $146,000 in the U.S. Fffffwhaaa?

And that's supposed to explain why I see it on trucks and fences in Washington State? That's the favorite excuse of bigots all over the nation. It's a battle flag- symbol of violent action and postwar cultural resistance- that was re-popularized in its decline by a terrorist group promoting race and religion-based…

Show up in the fore-mentioned Delorean dressed crazy. Tell your friend that his future self sent you back to stop this from happening and he needs to come with you right now.

Then bring your friend to Foxwoods (It is only about 45 minutes away). Say "PSYCH!" and go play Poker.