I thought it'd be rocket powered :(
Your boy, BJR
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You realize literally the first Jalopnik article ever was about a brand new Chrysler 300, don't you?
Hating the Allanté?
Dat TDI doe......
That's OCM all the time, though
Baron Krauss Johann Fingerbanger has been named as a possible successor
Just to clarify, they DID have it, but this was before they crossed a certain LAPD detective who is too old for their shit.
BREAKING: picture of the driver released
WILD CARD, BITCHES!
How about that sweet Porsche magnetic suspension that's so good they listened it to Ferrari?
Wait! You're on Jersey too?
Mine has a C6 vert, XLR-v, and H2.
What's the name of this place?
Are you implying all ducks look the same? Because I myself have a pretty tough time telling you humans apart!
Northstar Lamborghini?
An Escalade. 1) because whoever named it clearly gave zero fucks 2) purple neons 3) it had spinners. It was a monster truck. With spinners. FUCKIN’ TRUCK YEAH!
A Crown Vic can’t be a Donk. A Donk is a ‘71-’76 Caprice or Impala. Calling a Crown Vic a Donk is like calling a RS4 an E30
A CL63, none the less.
I was fucking my prom date in my mom’s G6 (my car was in the shop for whatever reason) and she squirted all over the back seat. When my mom drove me to pick up my car 2 days later she was all like “what’s that smell?”