E30s are a fucking joke. Overpriced uncomfortable cramped rattletraps.

Bitch please. It is possible to enjoy cars for reasons other than driving dynamics.

Oh, don't worry! You're still a stereotypical douche. Just you're just less "young executive with a coke habit" douche, and more "VW Vortex my shitty German jalopy is the master race of cars and everything else is for posers" douche.

"I bought and paid for with cash"

Lets compare 2 motors that came out around the same time- the LS and the 2.7TT. One is universally recognized as one of the single greatest motors ever made, making it onto Wards best engines list pretty much every year it's been on the market. The other has a worldwide reputation for being total shit. Guess which one…

Did you miss the part where I said I owned a '73 Bimmer 2002 and I've never hated a car more? Also, something about your attitude told me you owned either an Audi or a Porsche, turns out you own both. Huh. Go figure.

lets see you find a first gen now that's

Know what? Yeah. I would.

In all seriousness though, it'd be above the SL600, 911, i8 and DB10 on my list.

Is there even the tiniest talks about an XLR successor?

Edge of Tomorrow sounds like a '90s soap opera. Live. Die. Repeat. is simplistic but badass.

I'd rather die, than own another fucking European car, how about that?

"boring design"

Heh heh heh. It is for me!

No, no! They lost the WAR, not the race. Oh and they also lost the World Cup too.

What are the top 10 Ford Tauruses of all time?

You're so much of a butthole, that if you were on your mom, I woulda stuck my thumb in you by now. (you see, the joke here is that I'm fucking your mom doggystyle)

Just the tip.

Not if I get him first, man!

Obviously cadillac is the best, but besides them, what is the best american line ever: Oldsmobile, Buick, or Chevy's "Impala" line?