Yo can I be the comic relief villain who is actually good despite being a terrifying serial killer? Kinda like a Hannibal mixed with a Mr. Mxyzptlk?

Heh heh. "Weed".

I read that as "the foreskin of Wisconsin City".

"Oh shit, we're fucked," Garcia reportedly said as he pulled him out of the Ferrari, owned by bedding magnate Michael Fux.

First of all, Saab as we know it is dead. Second of all, this was one of the last Saabs pre-GM takeover. Third - the SPG kit is an overall performance and appearance upgrade over the already quite good 900. Fourth - prices are still cheap. They can't stay that way forever. Quite a few have been wrecked or are in a…

I need these. They'd look dope on a 2001 DTS with night vision.

How is the XTS v-sport not here? It's a big fat fwd boat. Really plush, with the benefit of pretty much an iPad on the dash. Meanwhile, underneath, it's got a massive 3.6L "Hi-Feature" V6, good for 315 HP off the factory line, BUT decided to have it worked over and given a pair of turbos by the folks at GM Performance…

This is what happens when they make you roll with the whitest girl i've ever seen. You turn into a scene from a wayans brothers movie. I can't wait for these two's buddy cop movie.

Mini Cooper S: This is my daily driver, and most of the time the poor bastard is just stuck in endless Washington D.C. traffic. In normal mode the Cooper S is a high-strung, sprightly little car that's quick on the throttle and eager to engage in shenanigans. That's why I almost never use its sport mode. It makes the…

Only if she's a redhead.

Wot for that……although I do have an opening to be our man on the ground in washington. You'll lobby for more Brunei-made manual transmissions to go in american cars.

Enjoy your shoddy build quailty, Lames Bond.

Why Luxembourg? It's like…..a giant EU corporate par…..OK whatever.

You are the brunei ambassador to Monaco. You'll be key in our eventual annex of the Monaco GP circuit.

As self-appointed new leader of brunei, I grant you the title of Minister of Aston Martins.

Can I be the figurehead leader after they take over? I promise I won't let the power go to my head.

TESLA MODEL XXX

Now I can't get the image of Elon tit-railing this chick outta my head. GODDAMNIT.

BOOM!

Obvious reason he does't mind stupid questions is obvious.