Now I can't get the image of Elon tit-railing this chick outta my head. GODDAMNIT.

BOOM!

Obvious reason he does't mind stupid questions is obvious.

4.) Enzo Ferrari: 'Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines.'

Wow….that was……weird to see Clarkson being a normal person.

Tesla has it 100% right.

Thanks, $kay! I've always found that a loose thingy really helps

Standard car salesmen, much like neo-classics like Zimmer or Excalibur, like to put on a show of wealth or elegance, without actually putting in the hours of actually EARNING said perception. The "nieces" PG mentioned, are, like the faux continental kits of the 80s and 90s, are another layer to this show, in this case…

FINALLY! Raoul speaks the truth, people

Too true. Maybe I'll do an in depth recollection of my experience there on Oppo later.

Oh yeah?.....well you double suck.

My dad got a 1989 Saab 900 then a 2002 9-3 Viggen. My mom got a new CTS, then a new G6, then a new CTS coupe. take your pick.

It's a car that functions!

No, you suck.

Press days B.S.? Try going on a Dealer Preview. I was snuck into the dealer day by my stepfather for Cadillac back in my high school years under the alias "Ryan Hills". We sat around a conference table on the bottom floor. The room was filled with sleepy eyed Tri-State Cadillac salesmen who were clearly bothered to be…

The New York International Auto Show seemed designed to disrupt the routine business of living, suspending reality for a handful of belligerent hours while you take inventory of your life and beg for a do-over. This was a shrine to the self-congratulatory opulence of the automotive industry. It's a show floor that's a…

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Meh, I'd take radiation poisoning for a Lada.

this place.