LADA PETER TURBO!!!!!

That thing will look weird as fuck in black and white with a regular cab.

SSSSSSSANG-YONG A-REC-TUM!!!!!

The mitsubishi i-me……mi…..my…….fuck-this-its-that-golf-cart-thing.

Yeah, but you'd look like a twat if you went around saying it that way.

I just rip my shirt off and give a classic guttural scream, not unlike the dwarves in the hobbit, "KAR-MARG!!!!!". I then raise my axe and drink my mead.

I'd like to see her go "full-orlove", if you know what I'm saying. ;-)

You had me at shiner beer.

looks alright to me

Will he accept some cash and a '73 bimmer?

You ever think that maybe if you weren't such a bitch it would have gone a little differently?

I'm glad Cara's eyebrows are on there. She's super pretty and really cool. And holy fucking hel do i want to make beautiful children with her.

I've never seen something as at home as the malibu piloted by a mustachioed man creeping on a lady jogger.

I can't believe I'm saying this * sigh * when this hits showrooms, I'll have to go look at a Mustang.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I want it. Nooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww

Look! Nipples!

the one that attracts redheads.

Joke's on you! I don't give 2 squirts of piss about your local fauna.

May 1000 cacti be placed throughout your colon and rectum, so each movement is more painful than the last.

Well, thanks, Torch. Now I know way more about your dad's ball than I ever wanted to.