I’m the guy with the marlins on his shirt. If you’re here and see me, say hi!

Pictured is my first car. Honestly looking back, it’s probably the coolest realistic first car I could have gotten, and as current pricing trends show, it is a true classic. The closest one to it that I could find was in philly, has about 40k more miles, and the smaller 5.0 motor. $8500. I sold mine for like $5k back…

Seriously. Watch it. But watch it no earlier than midnight. This is probably the best thing Netflix had released, and the only movie I can remember in recent years that I watched alone at home and had me HOWLING. This is a movie where Marv from home alone gets his dick cut off (you see the dick fall out of his pants…

300 in its natural habitat. (Yes I know it needs a bath)

ith a spicy finish. Here’s one of the 4 Wahoo!s I’ve ever seen (including my own) as a safety image.

COFFY! The verdict so far? It’s fucking awesome.

I put my first sticker on the 300. It’s from my favorite skate shop in Ocean City, MD. It’s also hot pink. I figured that’d look aesthetic as fuck on my black Chrysler.

My chihuahua, Koda. She’s the best!

Trump supporters- what do you think of him saying democrats were treasonous and don’t like America because they didn’t clap for him at the state of the union?

Punisher: War Zone is on Showtime on Demand. If you have it, watch it. It is probably the best comic book movie ever. The violence in it makes Deadpool and Kingsman look tame. It is what you want every action movie to be. Dominic West plays Jigsaw like a cross between Tommy Lee Jones’s Two Face and Paulie Walnuts. The…

How I really look:

My boss has had a schutzhund trained Imported Belgian Malinois for sale for awhile, but he’s a total sweetheart and no departments want him. My boss said he would sell him to me for cost, which is around a grand. Ran the idea by my mom and stepdad since I’m back living there but they said no. Then my dad tasks me with…

This is now a Coda appreciation thread.

The key leather matches the seat leather. It has a fancy engine with 2 different types of forced induction. It has “concert hall” and “studio” sound. It has decent looking wheels and sparkly black paint. Happy thanksgiving.

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