I can’t remember where I read this, but it’s the truest and most succinct summation I’ve ever seen:

“DIY” and “abortion” are two words that should not have to be in the same sentence in the twenty-first century.

This won’t make conservatives change their minds at all. All it’s going to result in is a proliferation of laws that classify it as feticide or infanticide, to further punish a desperate woman. So awful.

“Ted Cruz? An inspiration to every kid in America who worries that he’ll never be able to run for president because nobody likes him. He’s running. And look, I told Barack, if you really, really want to remake the Supreme Court, nominate Cruz. Before you know it, you’ll have eight vacancies.”

I am going to miss this presidential team so very, very much.

I hope there were finger guns. He’s best when he adds in some finger guns.

“Hey, it’s just a dinner meeting with friends, right? Let’s all gather around the ol’ laptop and look at some illegally filmed lady bits. We’ll turn off all the lights and if someone’s pants just happen to come off, so be it, amirite? HAHA, it’s good to have friends.”

The Clintons made their entry into politics via courting black southerners...they know how to pander to them.