Kim K is what, two and a quarter? Two fitty? Bey(0.95)?

No idea how this guy gets away with trying to be black.

The only reason the crowd cheered for him is because Gordon Hayward is a white man.

Men’s team? Is this really how you want to start out 2017? We are better than this.

Kudos indeed, and, if you don’t mind, let me start 2017 by saying kudos to you and kudos to me. Kudos to all of us!

I’m not sexist at all, actually. That is fake news.

Mariah Caray is awesome and I love her very very much.

Girls’ sports are competitive in the same way pee-wee baseball is competitive.

As a human, I am an animal. And I can assure you that this face is the most heavenly expression of life you have ever seen.

Did it really take you a year? I was walking at 6 months.

I feel much better now. Thank you. You have no idea how much this means to me. I would love to hear from you in the future. God bless. I love you.

Hillary is #mypresident. Read it and weep.

That’s awesome. Seals are the greatest.

Alright alright, now we’re getting somewhere!

No, I don’t like quotes. Tell me what you know.

I disagree with you. This IS a good story. Two morals here. The first is that your company needs to order more pizza. If you aren’t wasting 1/4 slice per employee you’re not doing it right. People should be able to eat as much as possible and still have boxes left. Bulk pizza is not expensive. The second is…

Back Bay resident here! Been to the aquarium once. Not clean. and just very strange. Very oppressive-feeling, like City Hall. I believe the architectural style is called “Brutalist.” Not joking.

No, this was common on the Geocities boards I used to maintain. Still is pretty common.

OMG. The left has gone completely insane. This is amazing.

Well, Shariah Law forbids gender equality and gives men the right to execute their daughters and wives for offending them, so... I don’t think a Shariah-Supporting Psychopath is the best example. Shariah also gives its follower the right to execute LGBTQ+ people, as seen in Orlando, so... let’s get back on track…