Not when it’s lower-cased!

I never want to be an abuser. Sounds like way, way too much effort.

Yes, avoid aquariums. Aquariums could always be cleaner, and the field trip kids are always sick. Great tale. Thanks.

Trump is going to abuse the shit out of the Executive Action Pandora’s Box that Obama opened.

No shrooms in the desert. You want a lush place for that, full of life. Like a forrest or a field or a beach or a river or a mountain or something else that is cool and full of life. But you’re right - need to be outside.

Clive is a throwback patriot, defending We The People against taxation without representation. If he was brown or whatever? Same thing. So a better question is why aren’t there more, or any, brown Clive Bundies?

Oh, gotcha. Helpful tip of the day, in that case. Don’t use the “Serious” tag ‘/s’ when you are being sarcastic. That’s when you use the sarcastic tag ‘/S’.

Great pic. Strong American man doing what he does best, relaxing after a murder.

Tell ya what - that sounds horrible. But, I do have one bone to pick here. Some abusers do in fact tell you the score up front. Not a lot, not many at all actually, but some do. So your first paragraph there is a little bit incorrect. Some of them will just give you a frank hello. “Name’s Gary. Gonna slap ya…

1) There are definitely not a million reasons.

Are you sure there is no hyphen?

Anybody have any good stories that aren’t about this article?

Why would you use a “seriously” tag with that kind of a reply?

I would definitely do it. He’s got everything I want and nothing I don’t. Sounds like a great experience for me.

Her nose got smaller after she married Ben Stiller.

No, you go away.

And if not - three bullets to the back of the head! Mafia-style.

Seems like way too much effort.

I am a cis-gendered man, hence I would not have sex with him.

Well, that’s a horrible thing to think about. So let me remind us of a tale I once heard instead.