Locomotive Jones noticed they didn’t bother to share the video on Jezebel. Reality is too triggering for the worthless shitheads who read this site.

Reporting on the comment section. What a job.

I almost hate to say it (no I don’t) but the internet has felt a little different in her absence. Emptier.

Fun fact. Nearly half of the country’s commercial mushrooms are grown in SE Pennsylvania.

I got my kids a membership to the aquarium for Christmas, but they’re with their mom and her family for New Years, so I went by myself today.

I’ll bite—

Honestly? I used to beg my abusive ex-husband to stop being nice to me because it just confused me and made me feel worse. I know you’re trolling, but I just cannot scroll past that. Abusers start out nice. Otherwise they’d never have victims. They give you the silent treatment for days on end but then rub your…

Actually, it’s a good question. Her family was against him. So, how did she wind up tangled with him? They didn’t push her toward him.

I play Beirut.

You are the most precise ornithologist I’ve ever met.

What if you gave the hummingbird some medical-grade bird amphetamine?