Hillary is #mypresident. Read it and weep.

That’s awesome. Seals are the greatest.

Alright alright, now we’re getting somewhere!

No, I don’t like quotes. Tell me what you know.

I disagree with you. This IS a good story. Two morals here. The first is that your company needs to order more pizza. If you aren’t wasting 1/4 slice per employee you’re not doing it right. People should be able to eat as much as possible and still have boxes left. Bulk pizza is not expensive. The second is…

Back Bay resident here! Been to the aquarium once. Not clean. and just very strange. Very oppressive-feeling, like City Hall. I believe the architectural style is called “Brutalist.” Not joking.

No, this was common on the Geocities boards I used to maintain. Still is pretty common.

OMG. The left has gone completely insane. This is amazing.

Well, Shariah Law forbids gender equality and gives men the right to execute their daughters and wives for offending them, so... I don’t think a Shariah-Supporting Psychopath is the best example. Shariah also gives its follower the right to execute LGBTQ+ people, as seen in Orlando, so... let’s get back on track…

Not when it’s lower-cased!

I never want to be an abuser. Sounds like way, way too much effort.

Yes, avoid aquariums. Aquariums could always be cleaner, and the field trip kids are always sick. Great tale. Thanks.

Trump is going to abuse the shit out of the Executive Action Pandora’s Box that Obama opened.

No shrooms in the desert. You want a lush place for that, full of life. Like a forrest or a field or a beach or a river or a mountain or something else that is cool and full of life. But you’re right - need to be outside.

Clive is a throwback patriot, defending We The People against taxation without representation. If he was brown or whatever? Same thing. So a better question is why aren’t there more, or any, brown Clive Bundies?

Oh, gotcha. Helpful tip of the day, in that case. Don’t use the “Serious” tag ‘/s’ when you are being sarcastic. That’s when you use the sarcastic tag ‘/S’.

Great pic. Strong American man doing what he does best, relaxing after a murder.

Tell ya what - that sounds horrible. But, I do have one bone to pick here. Some abusers do in fact tell you the score up front. Not a lot, not many at all actually, but some do. So your first paragraph there is a little bit incorrect. Some of them will just give you a frank hello. “Name’s Gary. Gonna slap ya…

1) There are definitely not a million reasons.

Are you sure there is no hyphen?