Anybody have any good stories that aren’t about this article?

Why would you use a “seriously” tag with that kind of a reply?

I would definitely do it. He’s got everything I want and nothing I don’t. Sounds like a great experience for me.

Her nose got smaller after she married Ben Stiller.

No, you go away.

And if not - three bullets to the back of the head! Mafia-style.

Seems like way too much effort.

I am a cis-gendered man, hence I would not have sex with him.

Well, that’s a horrible thing to think about. So let me remind us of a tale I once heard instead.

Honestly? This obtuse answer of yours sounds like fake news. I’ve seen plenty of movies just like that and movies are not real.

Yeah, he sounds like a psycho. Good for her for murdering him but seriously - why get involved with someone like that in the first place?

Why did she marry someone like that?

Lots of seismic activity in California recently. Been a while since a really devastating earthquake. Good luck.

I only had to read the first sentence to know this was Fake News. And thank God too, because this article is inappropriately long for the internet. Maybe submit this for some kind of peer-review journal or something? Not even a newspaper would publish something this long. Man. This is actually pretty tough to get…

Yes. How did you know that?

That would have been lazy.

People who are actually good at that game call it Beirut. Everyone else sucks and just calls it Beer Pong because they are lazy, uncreative, and generally disappointing people.

Christianity is the most destructive curse to have ever graced this planet.

It also turns out that the strategy of “going high” when they “go low” doesn’t work. We need to beat them at their own game. We need to go lower than they ever possibly could.

If we do not start penalizing the institutions that promote rape culture, defend rapists, and hide rape then nothing will change. Stanford should be fined thirty five million dollars. This will send a strong message to white men everywhere.