because you already knew in your heart that Bozak said almost exactly that

I mean, you can’t really make an article about this and NOT include the elbow to the head of Krug (no call), the shoulder to the chin of Johansonn (no call), the flop by Tarasenko in game 4 (called).

God is a 13 year old boy who loves fart jokes.

This is where all intelligent life probably lies when the transition to a Type I Civilization is on the horizon.

Oh, boy...

I think they were trying to avoid saying the Sam old thing.

I like people like you, striving to put right what once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home.

I admire the restraint of the scientists: “quantum jump”. There’s another term for it that should just leap off the page.

Lol. I’m also the only person who liked that movie.

All Zlatan and no Zlatan makes Zlatan a zlatan Zlatan.

I agree with you in principle and practice what you preach, but in this day and age, things are so polarized that it won’t end.

Exactly this. Some people hate and disagree with the barstool content. Others love it. And honestly, that's okay. Can't tell people how to think. Can't tell people what they should find funny. NHL sees value making a relationship with them. The ones who hate barstool are gonna think that is completely wrong. The ones…

Did I miss why Deadspin is so hard up on Barstool and Bleacher Report? I don’t read either of those sites, and I get why Barstool is gross, but it seems like an insane amount of reporting on competitors.

Wow. Dude doesn’t seem to understand that there’s such a thing as “fighting words”. 

That is the best video on YouTube and justifies its entire existence.

Better or worse than getting punched out by a 72 year old astronaut?

I dunno, the things I’ll always remember about him are the game-tying and game-winning goals against Toronto in Game 7, 2013. Plus he had two goals in Game 7 against Vancouver. I’d say he’s got a pretty good flair for the dramatic.

I am honestly too ignorant about basketball to answer that question.

The best way I’ve heard Bergeron described is “hockey Jedi.” He’s always in the right spot. He’s tremendous defensively. He’s a faceoff wizard. Things like that.

Rask’s career ECF numbers: