You know what a sentence is.

Yeah but Betts was gonna catch that, so spiritually it all worked out.

I don’t like Joe West...at all, but the explanation makes sense. We don’t know for sure whether the ball was past the wall or if the fans reach over the wall to try to catch it. It was definitely close, and, in my opinion, could have gone either way. What I think helps West make that call is, if you look at the clip…

Yeah it’s almost like there was another sporting event happening in Boston at the same time.

Stadium security attempted to find the beer thrower, but everyone in that section stood up one by one and and shouted “I AM TAWWMY FROM QUINZEE!”

My problem with Deadspin/Gizmeodia is the high horse from which they preach.

Spies Like Us. European Vacation. Fletch. Funny Farm (Well, I liked it anyway). You Can Call Me Al.  Davidson is just a little kid.  

He also notes that Chase has done “nothing” since 1983 because “everybody realized he’s a jerkoff,”

Christmas for sure, Vegas ehhh...

At least he was able to fulfill his childhood dream of being a conductor on a train.

And what do you have open in the incognito browser?

This picture may look familiar if you watched the match Saturday, or the highlights. That’s Serena, of course, in a conversation with Brian Earley, a U.S. Open official for nearly 40 years, and Donna Kelso, a tournament supervisor. Except the photo isn’t from this weekend, it’s from 2009. Same tournament. Serena was…

How did Kiko Alonso realize he was on the wrong sideline?
“I looked.”
What did he see?
“Ever more clothed a’ Ravens.”

It doesn’t count as an at-bat, but it does count as a plate appearance. He officially led off the game with a HBP. If the first batter of a game walks and the second homers, it doesn’t count as a leadoff home run.

The fact that he has only 168 career wins is all the evidence I need to tell me that the Mariners should be contracted.

It certainly looks like expectations have been raised this season. This year the Browns might actually be expected to practice.

Who else was mid-bite of their lunch when scrolling down to that atrocity? Fml.

Caught it at the 10? A slow, lumbering guy like that? Gotta let that bounce in the endzone and pick up the extra yardage. The Belichick I know would have them running gassers for such a blatant mental screwup. 

Man, even back then, nobody would high five Brady.