Belichick is an asshole but it's stuff like this that makes him a MAGNIFICENT asshole. 

You’re right to be embarrassed. How anyone could forget that asshole Helmut Kohl is beyond me.

Dombrowski looks like he’s moving on to his next project, waiting outside a dressing room to make sure Jackie Brown’s plan goes smoothly. 

“Do or do not, or there is no triathlon.”

When “keeping it Real” goes wrong.

i will always star (door flies open).  A man has to have a code.

(door flies open)

What is the sound of one ball slapping ?

you need to check the couch for stains

I believe it’s called “un marteau”.

You are not only allowed, you are obligated to do so.

This reminds me of the time when John Lennon was asked if Ringo Starr was the best drummer in the world and he responded that he wasn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles... that person was Zlatan.

FYI, if they have an accent when they come back or ever say ‘I forget the word in English’, you’re legally allowed to bludgeon them with a hammer.

Of course Europe makes you better. Spend five minutes with anyone who studied abroad and they’ll tell you.

Iiiiiiiin south Philadelphia with my mom
Up the first-base line was where I had my glove on
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ in my seat
And a foul ball comes shootin’ outside of my reach
When the only other kid who gave the slightest shit
Started out first and beat me to it
He got one little hug when he handed me the ball
McCart…

“Good comment”- Herschel Walker

I don’t know.  Jackie Mac is pretty much untouchable so I don’t think she carries water for anyone.

We may never know the name of the city lawyer who wrote that use agreementback in 1995, but including a clause that the city could seek an injunction against even talking about a move, on the grounds that this would “result in irreparable harm and damages that are not readily calculable” was a genius move that…

I’m hoping they move and rebrand as Rayons du Diable.

Right? And the Blues almost scored on that play. It gave them a 2 on 1 in the offensive zone.