I’m glad you were able to find a way to make this about you.

I just want to apologize for any insensitive material in my previous post. It was a long time ago – sixty, seventy seconds ago – saying some stupid stuff with friends. I know I’ve grown a lot since then. I think people that know me know that’s not the kind of person I am. In fact, many of my close friends are fags,…

I met my wife on a transatlantic private jet. It was 1974, inflation was high, fuel prices for the jet nearly bankrupted me, but I Was determined to see Japan. I parked the Rolls on the runway right outside of Houston and looked back on my oil empire. Things for most people weren’t good; for me, they were great. It…

I sat right by the visitors’ on-deck circle at Minute Maid Park the final time Ortiz came through with the Sox. He was heckled non-stop, and would just turn around a laugh, talk a little trash with the fans, then go hit a home run. Like many fans, I both love and hate that guy.

Good lord, hockey is a beautiful game

I believe that was also the last time ESPN showed a hockey highlight.

Thursday, July 23, 2009

It was a Mark Buehrle start and she had to leave early?  Were her dinner reservations for 2:30 or something?

Plus, why would you want to see your star shortstop injure himself jumping into the crowd after making a routine catch in fair territory?

Sir, I have seen him.  He is real and he is french.

Pepé Le Pew is a rapist.

Propped up on your elbows on the wall-to-wall carpet in your parents’ den on Saturday mornings.

#MePew

Pepe Le Pew is a rapist.

NP. God help me...

Go the Peter Jackson route. Break it where you said, then again just before the battle for Arrakeen and put that and Paul’s duel with Feyd Ruatha all alone in a third movie :)

They had me at Denis Villeneuve. Blade Runner 2049 was a masterpiece, and I feel like Dune will be in good hands with Villeneuve!

Your ideas are intriguing and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Here’s my plan to fix this:

“Manny, Manny, he’s our man / He’s marching to Tenochtitlan! And when he meets Cuauhtemōc / He’ll kick him in the feathered rockemsockem gooooooHernan!”