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When you say Brazil are ‘not frauds’ you mean it in the sense that the word ‘fraud’ is not in itself strong enough to convey their breathtaking fraudulence correct?

I mean, this is all well and fine, but how far could he punt a football?

DeMarcus Cousins is a curious choice to fill a role that is an “Achilles Heel” for a team...

I believe this time, it was... Busch-league nonsense.

Barstool Radio, a show enjoyed exclusively by Deloitte interns who wish they were still in college”

South Korea’s goals had heart, but Fútbol in the Groin had a fútbol in the groin.” - Arturo

“especially when that person isn’t wearing any fireproof clothing and is thus at a much higher risk for injury. “

I’m going to remember that move next time I get into a fight.

Not saying I think it’s a good idea; not saying I think it’s a bad idea...

He’s still getting plunked the next time he’s out there.

Like LeBron, the Challenger used to have O rings.

Feel like this is the only appropriate time to share this story:

I’m a Bruins fan but man do I love Ovi. I love his game, love his passion, love his physicality (remember when Russian goal scorers were thought to be soft? Ovi was never soft). He’s such an incredible player and his emotion is always so clear. I’m so damn happy for the guy to get his name on the Cup.

I never made the connection between the comedian and the bike’s appearance. When I first received my Farley from Trek I thought the frame was damaged. Turns out they all have a little crack in them.

Very surprised at the outcome, since Bryan struck me as someone whose wife hadn’t fucked him for a long time.

YOU CAN COUNT ON ME, SARGE. THE FIRST PLACE WE NEED TO LOOK IS AT ALL LOCAL DISCOTECHS IN THE AREA. I’LL HAVE TO GO DEEP UNDERCOVER FOR THIS, A LA THE DEPARTING MOVIE.

69 BOOM GOT IT NICE

Maybe someone could check his Collar ID.