Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

It never stood a chance of passing even if the Senate was democrat-controlled. It’s an unrealistic plan that will never happen because of the proposed scope and no way to fund it. Democrats knew this and used the “present” vote not as a protest, but as way to avoid being bashed over the head with it running into 2020.…

If you read the counter notice to Twitter, their strategy is clearly to portray themselves as the party that is working in good faith to negotiate a resolution, which makes miel the unreasonable one. The “anxious to settle” language is part of that strategy, and makes sense in that context.

Jack was maintianing that enthusiasm way back in 2006-07 in the dire Dave Lewis days. He was the first guy to publicly give a damn about the team as they improved from that point on. I know he’s not to everyone’s taste, but I’ve always appreciated him for that.

As long as one part of this 10 hour long movie involves Q as played by John De Lancie I’ll be happy. 

“Yep.”

It was promotional appearances where he met fans in the Wilks Booth. Couldn’t survive that.

What we were promised:

You know, it’s almost like they knew the right thing to do the whole time. They just never did it. They kept showing they knew how to be Cadillac, but in practice, they’d do the opposite.

I’ll take things I’ve never said during sex for $100, Alex.

Godspeed, Irv.

You know what a sentence is.

Yeah but Betts was gonna catch that, so spiritually it all worked out.

I don’t like Joe West...at all, but the explanation makes sense. We don’t know for sure whether the ball was past the wall or if the fans reach over the wall to try to catch it. It was definitely close, and, in my opinion, could have gone either way. What I think helps West make that call is, if you look at the clip…

Yeah it’s almost like there was another sporting event happening in Boston at the same time.

Stadium security attempted to find the beer thrower, but everyone in that section stood up one by one and and shouted “I AM TAWWMY FROM QUINZEE!”

My problem with Deadspin/Gizmeodia is the high horse from which they preach.

Spies Like Us. European Vacation. Fletch. Funny Farm (Well, I liked it anyway). You Can Call Me Al.  Davidson is just a little kid.  

He also notes that Chase has done “nothing” since 1983 because “everybody realized he’s a jerkoff,”