At least he was able to fulfill his childhood dream of being a conductor on a train.

After hanging out in a bath containing ecstasy, the animals moved to a chamber with three rooms to pick from: a central room, one containing a male octopus and another containing a toy. This is a setup frequently used in mice studies.

It was to find out what effect MDMA had on octopuses.

And what do you have open in the incognito browser?

This picture may look familiar if you watched the match Saturday, or the highlights. That’s Serena, of course, in a conversation with Brian Earley, a U.S. Open official for nearly 40 years, and Donna Kelso, a tournament supervisor. Except the photo isn’t from this weekend, it’s from 2009. Same tournament. Serena was…

How did Kiko Alonso realize he was on the wrong sideline?
“I looked.”
What did he see?
“Ever more clothed a’ Ravens.”

It doesn’t count as an at-bat, but it does count as a plate appearance. He officially led off the game with a HBP. If the first batter of a game walks and the second homers, it doesn’t count as a leadoff home run.

Man from U.N.C.L.E. was one of the best and creative espionage movies made in the last decade.

What’s Edgar Wright up to these days?

How about Kenneth Brannagh?  

Just get the Casino Royale guy back.

The fact that he has only 168 career wins is all the evidence I need to tell me that the Mariners should be contracted.

No fictional cat list is complete without Lion-O, son of King Claudus and brother of Tygra.

It certainly looks like expectations have been raised this season. This year the Browns might actually be expected to practice.

Who else was mid-bite of their lunch when scrolling down to that atrocity? Fml.

How do you screw up the acoustics at Carnegie Hall? Malpractice, malpractice, malpractice!

And THEN, if you click on the source article, after all this went down, Tom Cruise broke his ankle and production had to be delayed anyway for pretty much the exact amount of time it would have taken for Cavill to shave, do reshoots, and regrow his mustache.

Caught it at the 10? A slow, lumbering guy like that? Gotta let that bounce in the endzone and pick up the extra yardage. The Belichick I know would have them running gassers for such a blatant mental screwup. 

Man, even back then, nobody would high five Brady.