I’m sure the Poles volunteered for the job just on the off chance they’d have the opportunity to piss on the frozen corpse of a long dead Nazi.

According to Buckley, it sounds like Reimer needs a come-to-Jesus moment. Unfortunately, everyone named Jesus in Boston has already been reported to ICE by their neighbors.

Yup, those are the voices in my head.

It’s happened before: https://deadspin.com/5873355/aj-ruined-deadspin-thank-god

Frank Dux also claims to have been there, and to have kicked everyone’s ass.

I know he has the unfortunate stank of PEDs attached to him, but, uh, Manny Ramirez was better than Vlad Guerrero. By a reasonably significant margin.

Isaiah Thomas: I’ll take... the red suit! That looks sharp as hell.

Don’t worry. We won’t be on that list. The only two who will make the list would be Chris Kluwe and Raysism with his ongoing punt question.

It’s true! 4,428 yards, 35 TD/18 INT 

More people should care more about me being absolutely correct. My wife, for example.

In unrelated news, Derek Jeter has now become part owner of the Orioles.

I do not throw a baseball with my hand; I throw a baseball with my heart.

I’ve got this feeling. Like something telling me (again and again and again) that I’ve got it wrong and Maitan counts towards next year’s pool. I wonder what it is.

For some of the Peralta Community College students, this might have been their only chance to get A’s.

[puts on red MAGA hat]

A) SF is death on lefty sluggers but fine for righties. Someone already mapped Stanton’s 2017 home runs onto the park and discovered that even if he played the entire season at AT&T, his HR total would plummet from 59 all the way to... 58.

“There is no try. Just go back to commenting on your internet forum.”

What is this world where logging in means going to work?

Brad Stevens is the best coach in the NBA. Sorry Pops, but the torch has been passed. The way he develops young players is nothing short of incredible and shows why draft position is secondary to player development when it comes to team building.

I mustered up the Gaul to do so.