Every Met down in Playoffville liked Baseball a lot, but the Wilpon, who lived just north of Playoffville - did not. The Wilpon hated Baseball - the whole Baseball season. Now, please don’t ask why; no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. Or it could be that his head wasn’t…

Reminds me a lot of my softball retirement announcement—I was recently divorced from my wife, which put my position on her company’s softball team in no small peril. Several weeks after the season should’ve started, I called the team captain and asked when we were getting together. He haltingly told me that I was, you…

First you dim the lights to set the mood. Next you look them right in the eyes. Then WHAMMMMOOOO right up side your head.

“Bennett...is listed as questionable to play this weekend.”

I chose my health over the “team”. They chose money over me.

He’ll be un-re-un-re-un-re-un suspended by Sunday dude chill the fuck out

There’s way too much room for user error there. What if all the canal locks are opened by accident?

Paul Allen: guys, I think we should use this space to discuss white priv-

So, so many pics of old man balls are in some intern’s future.

Come on, guys.

The seaman has left a bad taste in everyone’s mouth.

Sorry To inform you Sean: You have been traded to the Jets

C’s fan here. We were saying that before the Kyrie trade too. Jae spent more time getting mad at fans than playing good defense last year.

As a Celtics and Avery Bradley fan, I can promise you right now he won’t continue to hit the three at a 46% clip.

I’m surprised he didn’t advocate for a “fuck you” either as a replacement for “bless you” or for the “thank you”

Holy hell Purdue, this is not a good look at all. But serious question: if you’re a doctor or a parent worried a kid might have a spinal injury or even think that’s possible, and someone says, “OK Pete’s got the courtesy van outside now, you can just climb in and we’ll get you to the student health center ....” The…

Jesus Christ. I am an EMT and just about spit my beer up reading this. ANYONE halfway trained in emergency medicine would have put him on a spinal board and transported him with sirens to a hospital asap. Sitting upright in a fucking van?!?

Have some respect for Bobby V. The wrap sandwich is genius.

I know a lot of dumb commentators say the NBA is boring because the Warriors are going to win again but seriously I think this is the most fun the NBA has been in 15 years.

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.