If you think about it in terms of the next two seasons it’s not that bad. Lebron is leaving the Cavs (possibly to a team in the west) and Klay Thompson is likely leaving the Warriors. Ideally Hayward has a good recovery, they keep Kyrie and Smart, and Brown and Tatum become franchise pieces before the end of their…

Celtics fans are going to be intolerable if Jaylen makes the leap this year.

I remember the time I showed up my co-worker by doing a dance after I successfully printed a document 2-up. He responded by drilling me in the ribs with a stapler for disrespecting the sanctity of the copier.

Let’s face it, an apology for a Nutt discharged too early is totally self serving

As if your post weren’t lame enough as far as satire goes, the correct phrase is “champing at the bit.”

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

When you say your looking for a team to ‘back up the Brink’s truck’, you shouldn’t be surprised that you get traded for a better, younger, and healthier player who is under contract for the next two seasons.

For the first time ever, Isaiah Thomas gets defensive.

It’s a trade you make in NBA2K. It’s not a trade you make in real life.

Sox got Pagano’d by Farrell’s cancer diagnosis.

I watched a very healthy percentage of those 800+ games he managed, and I...I don’t get it. Baseball is a regular season sport, and the dude won three division titles in 5 years, in one of the more consistently competitive divisions in the game. Oh yeah and he also won a World Series title.

Government center can go fall into a sinkhole.

I never understood Klinsmann’s firing. Dude won the WC as a player. He then not only successfully coached the national team of the world’s greatest or second greatest soccer powerhouse, but set up the system and laid the foundations that made said powerhouse the current FIFA WC champs.

Any player not named Christian Pulisic and over the age of 30 should be barred from playing on the team again and arena should be fired by tomorrow morning.

The USMNT is an example of something that is actually disrespectful to the troops.

Angina, starring Will Smith
Christmas 2018

Ugh, another Deadspin commentator trying to deep-dive analyze like he actually played the game or something.

Bettman, flanked by Flames

It’s a good one, but I prefer “Going Down, Eating Alexa”

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices