Whoa there, hoss. I don’t like what you’re implying.

Holy shit, a Kolvoord Starburst. I thought the Academy banned that!

Richard, I think fans would have preferred if he took a stand.

I’ll never forget when David Ortiz died in that plane crash in 1972. A genuine tragedy.

Cishek sells seashells by the seashore.

Were you out all fucking night?

Maybe they’ll find a running play down there

$20 sunglasses?!?!? Well laaaaa-deeee-dahhh, Mr. Zuckerberg.

Ballistas work somewhat differently than crossbows, though, even though they look similar. In a crossbow, the limbs themselves are the springs that store the energy to launch the bolt, as is the case with this weapon, while in a ballista the energy is stored in torsion springs in the form of two twisted bundles of…

the flame-breathing magical lizards hired to replace the earlier flame breathing magical lizards who were sacked after being killed by a ballista wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.

It does require that the Garden be available at least three times a year for charity events.

They would probably kick Samer’s ass too.

And they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids!

In the last week or so, we’ve seen stories crediting “HanAssholeSolo”, “KatyPerrysBootyHole”, and “wetbutt23". You can call that journalism if you like, but to me, t’aint journalism.

That headline...yikes.

Just look at him, plugging away, weaving through traffic to beat the goalie by a hair. It’s good Everton wanted toupee for his services.

I, for one, am looking forward to 500 Days of Kevin.

Why was Lamby drinking his own piss when he arrived?

Lena Dunham’s goal is to destroy white privilege by using it all up.

holy shit! You can buy dogs that bite Lena Dunham? Sign me up.