3.25 hall of famers

The Mountain had a 28-3 lead!

Led Zeppelin “Fore!”

Let me tell you about the Georgian conflict of 2008.

I mean, I dunno, we really shouldn’t worry about helping dudes that are as privileged as he is.

Better interview questions than these to try:

He should have listened to the dating advice from his cousin, Rashad McDonts.

I wouldn’t fuck a vampire, but imagine how much fun 69ing this guy would be...

Are you sure that ANTI-Semantic is an accurate appellation? :)

What are you? British or something?

It was the stupidest fucking movie, but I love it so much

Anything Almost Heroes or Chris Farley related earns a star, sir.

Rest assured, Schreier, the ravages of old age will deal with the Brady far more cruelly than we ever could have.

Maddux: Max, I think we should put JJ on here.

I don’t want to use insults but, he’s been a very bad dog.

And good luck nailing Brady for his crimes now. Since the existing 5-year statute of limitations would be applied in dog-years, it’s already long-since passed, so he’s scot free.

Agreed Tom Brady should be sent to the pound.

A reading from the Book of Tebow: