When players of high character shoot, it’s to miss, so that they might give their teammates a chance at an offensive rebound.

I am bringing you out of the grays to inform you that I am in fact a lifelong Jays fan. The difference between you and me is that I have a sense of humour.

“Van Helsing staked pain in me.” - Dracula

I usually don’t comment, but as an ER doctor seeing the reactions of players here and also yesterday’s story about Kone “saving” an unconscious player’s life, I have to say something. If some one sustains a head/neck injury like this DO NOT start prying his/her mouth open to prevent tongue swallowing. Please DO leave…

The moon trips require a hugely expensive piece of equipment that’s real purpose is other stuff, like putting satellites in orbit. Supersonic air travel requires a plane with almost zero other utility. If you simply want to flay supersonic for the experience, the Russians will let you do flips and shit in a mig 29. If…

Jerry used to be an adventurer like her but then he got an arrow in the knee. They now call him Wounded Knee.

That trail is only going to lead to tears.

Allen and Snyder are reportedly having a pow-wow to figure out to do about the situation............

Reached for comment, McCloughan said he isn’t at the combine because of a death in the family. 

But they couldn’t scalp any tickets.

In their defence, they did make reservations for him to be there.

Skins gave the GM permission to go to the combine, only to take it back. Typical.

Alright then genius, who do YOU thank for fentanyl?

They’re trying to get more use out of the park, so they turn to Roman Coliseum-style water battles. Big in the LARPing community I believe.

I’m with you. Those picks are gold, and the Celtics could set themselves up for a decade.

And all of this was only the kindest possible spin on Ainge’s deadline inactivity. The darker but no less plausible explanation is that he has shifted into Sam Hinkie Fraud Mode, perpetually postponing the realization of all those assets so that he can continue getting paid off the easier work of acquiring them,…

These guys approve of this whole situation:

Yeah, every critique of it I’ve read has been perfectly valid. Still liked it.

Fuck geese. Goose is a trash bird. I hope it dies next time.