Ideally after the tweet had been picked up elsewhere. The fumbling around when trying to explain why they are backtracking an objectively good change that people were lauding them for would be beautiful to see.

That’s such a perfect “white guy who can dunk” nickname.

Something reasonable but unrealistic (“After a meeting with the commissioners, the NFL has pledged to institute a zero tolerance domestic violence policy with automatic one year suspension and loss of wages”) that they will look terrible when backtracking.

This 100%. The long con is not used enough in today’s instant gratification world.

Popcorn, peanut butter crackers and scotch.

Who the fuck uses a timer to cook pasta?

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Ted Williams hated people calling him a hero. He was just a man who was really good at hitting, flying and fishing. That was enough for him, so why couldn’t it be enough for others?

I assume when you say “bad faceoff guy” you mean Castor Troy.

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Fuck Peter Karmanos

Rye granita? I’m onboard with that. What’s the recipe? Shitload of ice, shitload of rye, blender? Seems like a great idea for this weekend.

Is that any way to honor Prince?

its 650 miatas isnt it?

Dammit Votto! And on EgyptAir Flight 804 Night too!

Imagine if you started to suck at your job. And instead of people feeling sorry for you, they fat-shamed you and complained that you didn’t want to talk about how much you sucked. Now imagine those people are New York City reporters. Now imagine if spiders could fly. Now imagine that your whole house was covered in…

And what an empty jersey he’s turned out to be.

I hope Adams gets kicked in the dick again and retaliates by rugbying Green’s ass to the ground then grabbing his ankle and snapping it. Then he points to the camera and says, “If you had suspended him, this wouldn’t have happened!” And spits on the ref as he walks out.

I’m all for Green playing. I also think the league should turn a blind eye when Adams sets a pick on Green reminiscent of the one Garnett put on Zaza Pachulia a few years back. Win-win.

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