That’s 2003 AL Batting Title winner Bill Mueller — also the only player in MLB history to hit a grand slam from both sides of the plate in a single game.

Marino: So the Last Man is as ineradicable as a flea beetle? Isn’t that a good thing?

This is the best story I have ever seen. I love his comment about white people hiding hockey from him.

I want to thank Scully because I’ve always worn 13 in sports and never bought into that superstitious nonsense. On the contrary, Terricka Cromartie is upset with Vin because her husband now has a new goal to shoot for.

Where the hell are you getting “a couple percent” in annual interest in 2016?

I live in Connecticut. Ever been to Hartford?

Pretty much

The reason the change didn’t go through is fantastic. Go ahead, click on the link.

Not the first time Ferguson has panicked over a head shot.

As a nice guy who has been repeatedly friend-zoned by women, don’t you think I deserve to break through the glass ceiling of sexlessness? What am I doing wrong? I’ve read so many books about pick up artistry!

Which one of you broads can punt a football the farthest?

This is just another time where we can recommend Ford build a new Bronco. For all the batmanz.

It’s much simpler than you’re making it. “Hitler is the person who disagrees with you on the internet.” That should hold them until school fills in the details.

Jim Cooke’s a treasure. Great lead image.

Probably Stephen Hawking’s. He’s been in it for like fifty years and he has no muscle control. Fart city.

Yeah. The campus TV provider does not carry Food Network

That shirt was played ten years before the Bangladeshi child who sewed it was born.

Brad Stevens, maybe? Majerus seemed like an alright guy. Denny Crum was a solid dude (but I’m a Louisville fan).

Oh god stop with this nonsense. It’s fucking dumb and irrelevant at this point. If Ike were alive today he’d be warning us about the media-academic-welfare complex, which has done FAR more to undermine our democratic processes than the military ever has.