“Wanna see a bunch of clowns pretend to play baseball?”

Indentured servitude.

Yea, but could you beat this teen in a fight?

“Nobody cares about your stupid Franken-Dick”

CAD 19 games = USD 10 games

*watches romantic comedy where opposites attract*
“So...what are your thoughts on long distance relationships...?”
— Chicago

“For the first time in a 33-year NBA career, I saw a referee make a point of going out of his way and walking into our huddle and baiting one of our guys into getting a technical,”

That’s an off the wall idea, but it just might make the Leafs into a contender!

Further proof that Red Sox baseball is all about controversy and money. Used to be Schillings, now it’s Kopechs.

I’m similar. Trying to nap just results in a headache, unless I’m incredibly tired, usually due to illness. However, being the father of a 3 year old, incredibly tired has become my default status, so napping is becoming easier.

Elbow rule, dude. Manute would have to take his shots from the fucking front yard because otherwise his elbow is gonna be over the edge of the table if he is anywhere in the house.

Zamboni that shit.

Who doesn’t penalize for reaching across the table? That’s blasphemous.

So the lesson to be learned here is always click the links in every email you get.

Mejia: But I was set up, man!

Boldenone can’t melt steel beams.

(disclaimer: Canadian).