“That certainly looks bad...”

That certainly looks bad, but it only makes me think of how much worse off Testi’s face must be.

So what? The original Ronaldo dunked first, and many many times, specifically hundreds upon thousands of donuts, into a vat of dulce de leche.

This cannot be good for the neck.

Of course he was concussed. No one in their right mind mixes stripes and checks.

In fairness, this is a huge improvement from Chelsea supporters’ usual proclivity to throw bananas.

Ciara already tried a Future upgrade; it didn’t take.

I still don’t think he’s binged her.

Eh, I’m skeptical. No true Irishman would have access to information like that.

Cogito ergo barrow

THE BATTLE SHIP! (I always thought it was a battleship, anyway.)

You are criminally under ranking the battleship:

There never was a WTC in Manhattan.

Jimmy James was, in fact, DB Cooper

I believe this 100%, but from time to time, the people in the first group fight among themselves, giving people in the other two groups a faint hope of advancement. As soon as this hope manifests in organizational unity, the first group finds common cause again, retrenches, and continues the cycle of war and poverty…

Yuri Gagarin wasn’t the first man in space. The Soviets didn’t want to publicly fail with the world watching, so they secretly sent a bunch of guys before Yuri. Many of whom died.

Bob Vila has never built anything and cannot build anything. He just talks about building things.

...that Michael Jordan’s father was killed by the mafia due to his inability to pay off gambling debts

I believe the primary governments of the world maintain perpetual states of war to maintain an industry and moral that provides the governing class with its lifestyle and that they see the world as three populations: 1. Governing class; 2. Governed class; 3. Expendable class.