The last time a Brady took shots that bad it was 1981.

Blatt appears to have been the victim of a Lue d’état

Fertilizer can.

I would hope not.

Pete Carroll blamed the grass.

Yup, you nailed it. Makes every Pats fan roil in anguish thinking about those losses to NYJ and MIA to end the season. My main takeaway watching the Steelers/Broncos this weekend was, “hell, both these teams kind of suck.” But the elevation and defensive playstyle you mention are both gamechangers as they regard Brady…

Because it’s in Denver, which for the Patriots is historically the equivalent of having them all play with a lung removed.

I’d like to introduce you to my good friend Bill Belichick.

Sarri, not sorry.

Well OF COURSE I’m going to laugh at you. That goes without saying.

Because ball don’t lie. And ball says it fucking hates Rondo.

But doesn’t that hurt him at the same time?

The worst part is that Adam Schefter told him

11 of 12 Patriots fans are significantly hoping he gets better soon.

Citing sources, Chris Broussard says Mort will be out 2-3 weeks with a strained knee ligament.

“K2, Brute?”

Not quite the biggest choke job in Nebraska football history, but close.

Friends say Philips lived by the golden rule.

Guy really knows how to jam the receiver.

I’m just calling them the 2030 Orlando Rams.