What, you mean Dave Dombrowski is fielding a team in the playoffs that has bullpen issues?  You don’t say...

Ben should have paid her time and a half?

Way to bury the lede.  The most impressive thing about these videos is Blackmon’s mullet.  Majestic. Beautiful.  Free.  Fly on, free bird.  Fly on.

Cousins + Everson Griffen = 911 Conspiracy Confirmed!

Naturally you’d kneel for the cross.  Any idiot knows it lights best from the bottom.

This is the sort of pedantic argument I can get behind!

Well, the Skins have ineptitude and institutional racism. The Jets have ineptitude and mere endemic racism of the fans hurling epithets en route to the stadium, leaving the stadium, while at home, on the way to wor...their preferred weekday neighborhood bar.  Toss up, really.

It starts off, innocently enough, as a few troupes. Before you know it there are brigades of clowns goose stepping down the street. Before you know it, there’s a giant red shoe stomping on human face, forever.

Who do you think is in the president’s costumes running the race around the ballpark? Winner gets to live!

Was that good thing being asked a question by Raysism?

In other news, Sean Doolittle has just been beaned in the face due to a violation of the unwritten rules. Those unwritten rules being, of course, that there is no place for progressivism in baseball.

Jim Hendry, is that you?

Just sent this to my father who recently sold his 57 TR3.

John Corzine - still a free man.

Daniels’ teammate, Bob Ferdinandmagellan, sadly will likely never get a call up, as he allows too many round-trippers.

Absolutely correct.  This is the best possible scenario for that contract.  At age 38 to be a league average player still hitting HR and getting RBI was everything Di Poto could have hoped for.

Whomever doesn’t win the division will have a 1 game playoff as a 100+ win team.  That’s nuts.

There’s a second team?

Upon finding out that McCoy was attempting to take back a gift he had given, Dan Snyder immediately instructed the Front office to acquire him.

And next week the tracks in the station will be littered with them, causing, you guessed it, signal problems and delays.