They do the most evil thing of all...focus groups.

Adult Jesus turned water into wine. Baby Jesus turns gasoline into fire.

Humility* FTFY

The Old 96er? Damn.

I started drinking scotch because it looked remarkably like ginger ale. Now I drink it because it’s delicious.

Well, as my post says, it’s free at no cost to you.

Yes, but is he sorrey?

John Corzine - Free

It’s moreso violence over condescension and just awful and bad opinions in general. As for your assumption that I’m exposed to inferior pizza, you’re right, living in NJ sucks and its hard to find decent pizza here that isn’t mediocre.

You are unequivocally wrong. I would fight you over this, but I don’t want to be known as someone who assaults the mentally disabled.

Gronk, is that you?

Neither is the library.

GnR:

That’s just Manny being Ben.

In an alternate universe, he missed every shot. Also, his name is Lonzo Ball in that alternate universe.

This joke is Unsafe At Any Speed.

“I’m not your guy, buddy!”

To be fair, at that point, the offense consisted solely of WR Screen and TE in the flat, which followed ten consecutive handoffs to Antoine Smith.

Now that Toys R Us is shuttering, Glennon’s potential second career choices are rapidly decreasing.

This is from Pravda. I highly doubt they would admit that something in glorious mother russia (or its former satellite state) resulted in the death of its brave and strong citizens. After all, the sailors on board the k-19 are still out for a swim and will return only after they have conqurered the ocean.