A modern day gadsden purchase!

Also, that guy Robert Hanssen.

Julius and Ethel Rosenberg.

+1 to a fellow maker of this admittedly obvious pun as I languish in the grays.

related:

I have alerted all of the Italian mothers and grandmothers of your grievous insult to them. They will be coming for you, my friend, and they will be armed with wooden spoons. May god have mercy on your soul.

“Either I win or I eat shit.”

The best/worst part is, he’ll get money in Kings County.

Is Pentatuch still used?

Have you settled a case with me before? I feel like we’ve gone through that process...

Correction - Wister* or Wistah*

There’s also the fact that Machado actively hates the Red Sox. But I think if the fans hurl a few more racial epithets and the team beans him a few more times, he’ll come around.

Rumor has it that he’s going to go to Nebraska...

Being able to play PF will do that for Al. Looks like a new player.

Never underestimate spite. Greatest motivator of people.

Will Goodell kneel during the anthem now?

If Goodell gets injured, he can be unceremoniuosly cut, right?

I have no idea why, but after a new tenant moved onto my floor, there is now excessive piles of toilet paper thrown on the ground next to the toilets. I shudder to think of what possible reason there would be for that monstrosity.

This is much better than the old team USA program which used Larry Nassar as a spotter.

Don’t forget “Shut the fuck up, asshole.”