I know, right? By all accounts his grey dong wasn’t that big to begin with.

That was sexual assault. Which is clearly different from regular assault.

Rudy Baylor?

I’m likewise sure each owner wishes he appear before them weekly and bend the knee.

Does this mean we can rub Manny Ramirez’s head?

It’s ok. Julio Jones has just signed an endorsement deal for De Beers and their next ad campaign describing what drives him. He will appear in the commercial after a congolese indendured miner of conflict diamonds and a fat Belgian with a beard.

But they’re open on Saturdays!

Lucky you, I had to essentially commit serious man hours to the process in order to put my long-time girlfriend on my plan (and then pay out of pocket for it).

Well I think Oxford/UHC permits it, as well as a few others. But, then there’s the ability of a non-married-to-you person having the authority to turn off life support after you get drunk at their birthday party and fall through a glass table cutting an artery and losing so much blood that you fall into a coma.

First they play on the beach, they they defend the beachhead.

No, it’s a cruise. The other person got drunk late at night and fell overboard. Right after the life insurance policy kicked in...

Now many health insurance carriers will permit coverage, but it requires reciporacle powers of attorneys, as well as one to be claimed as a dependent upon the other’s tax return, and proof of co-habitation.

List of Good (or pretty good) films on your list:

Yes, but the question is, is he elite?

That’s why I’m here.

“To whom”

And don’t forget:

If you’re having a bad hair day when made a vampire, that means you have shitty hair for all eternity, correct?

I know the man personally. His statement has quite literally nothing to do with politics. Though, I wish I had called him Professor Fartsniffer years ago.

You know, now that you mention it, there appears to be a typo in my name.