Drunk on the blood of innocents.

This...this is wonderful.

So...Alaska?

This injustice has gone on for too long. Harrumph!

You’re absolutely right.

Let’s talk about the true story from last night’s game - Charles Barkley was wasted in the post-game show.

And song.

But fellow Friar Austin Croshere made the list. No Dickey Simpkens though.

Counterpoint: non-pretentious harmonica playing.

This is the first image that comes up when you google “pretentious actor playing harmonica.” Why, yes, that is Bruce Willis.

Wait, a latino took a picture of two white guys hugging a black dude in St Louis (and all smiling!) who also likes hockey? SMDH you bunch of lying liars.

You raise a greater, and in my opinion, much more important point. It should be the “....Heat ARE run by people....” For too long have we suffered under the rule of improper use of “is” following a team or entity name which, by all logic, connotes a plural.

Come now, this isn’t a Jim Edmonds highlight.

I thought the Second Circuit’s recent ruling meant that no fancy dogs were allowed on the field.

Tinder for Herpes sufferers? So, uh...Tinder?

He’s not lying. Hell, it’s usually on the Versus network, or whatever they call it now.

I’ll toss in Marchman’s Mom.

Evgeni Malamutkin

Why are looking at Canada? There’s nothing to see there.

Eh, if the final four teams went on strike, they’d just play with scabs. Like the 76ers.