Pitcher Poo Poo’s Pee Pee Puns.

Or you could give them a very long winded dry history lesson, ensuring they lose interest after the third or fourth sentence.

“RGIII QB CLE, DNP, CD”

Brad Stevens?

Like Robin?

That’s the way we like to...run track.

Yeah, Bat Boy shall forever be remembered as he was in his prime:

If Mike Leach was his coach, that would have started the night of the incident.

/Watches romantic comedy...on the subway as a fight breaks out between some couple who won’t shut up

/has heart attack for different reason other than terrible meat/cheese pie-like substance
—New York

“Nice try, Chicago.”
—New York

You mean JK Simmons’ voice, do you not?

Answer: There are no rules, other than looking down upon any person who takes it one floor less than your office/apartment/etc.

Get paid weekly, you say? Tell me more about this wonderful world of pay every seven days.

You shut your dirty whore mouth.

NEVER FORGET.

Bouncing with defense: also acceptable in Providence.

So...Vin Baker?

No it’s not. If you are a salaried employee (e.g.: not hourly) you are, in fact, working an extra day that year.

Italy also has 4. But they will likely be used as secured collateral when Germany is forced to bail out the Italian banking sector.